Perks of being 14

Hey!
R: So, mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow’s a pretty big day and you didn’t really respond, so I’m just gonna tell you, it’s my birthday!
Okay, that's from the movie tangled which is pretty awesome, and I know that you aren't my mother (or Gothel...) but point being, Tomorrow's a pretty big deal and you didn't really respond so I'm just going to tell you, it's my birthday! Whoo-hoo! Yajurobi! (That's what they always say in my sims agents when you get a treasure chest and I don't know how to do the legend of Zelda sound, so..................). But, yeah, it's my birthday! Which, is great. So, on my last days of being 14, I'm gonna have a little rant about, shall we?
On the bright side, being fourteen you don't have much responsibilities. Chores, pets and school, sure, plus whatever extra curricular activities you got stiffed into doing. But, I mean, usually at fourteen you don't have collages to choose from, jobs to work (USUALLY), rent or mortgage to pay, kids, cell phone bills or having to pay for your own food. Sure, there are exceptions. People who work earlier than others, parents making you pay phone bills, eating out with friends, but for the most part, you just get to chillax. C'mon people, sit back and enjoy the ride. Plautus he fact that you're old enough to watch some movies, but young enough to be able to watch Disney, dream works and Pixar without being mocked.
Of course, it's bright SIDE. Implying more than one. So, on the dark side (sorry Gus! (Psych reference)) there is a reason that everyone at the smooth age of like 8-16 wants to grow up faster. Here's why: school. Nobody likes spending 8 hours a day listening to boring lectures in a room full of backstabbing jerks, girls who will probably get pregnant sometime in high school, guys who have asked every girl in the school out 3 times, teachers pets, attention whores and populars. Even if you fit into one of those categories (let's hope not!) there's still like 5-10 categories still there you don't like. Plus the fact that people either treat you too old or too young. You're either can't understand any word bigger than five letters or can understand surreptitiously, Egocentric, supercalifragilisticexpialidosious and every work BIGGER than those. You either barley understand 2+2 or understand h-3/2^43= h^2-4367/93726. You don't get the digestive system or you understand AP molecular science. People, we are a good inbetween. Going along with that, people treat you either like you're 4 or 40, not 14. Like, dude, I'm not in elementary school. I can be dating someone, I can have crushes and I can watch movies that swear, are violent  and are pervy without the world ending. I probably shouldn't be pregnant, married or playing out that swearing pervy violent movie. I'm just saying, there are ages inbetween 4 and 40.
So, more pros or cons?
Almost 15 ^^
Super-chu
DeWitt
Raven

INVERTED PYRAMID!!!!
And P.S. "^^" <~ cause that looks mature and older kid -y