Ya know the nerdy stereotype I really hate and have probably ranted about before? If you don't, you are either really cool or living under a rock. Or any combination thereof. Anyways, I am terrible offended Abby one stereotypes and how everyone resents nerds. So, here are the top 5 things about being a nerd:
1- cosplay. If you don't know what cosplay is, it's basically dressing up as your favorite character. The thing that's so good about it; it's like Halloween whenever you do it minus the candy and you never are "too old" to cosplay! Score! Ooh, and this helps with crafty stuff! You make your own costume so you learn how to sew, cut, make stuff.... It's all good!
2- video games. Okay, general subject, but hear me out; while I love video games the good thing about them is that they help you with a list of things.... Problem solving, hand eye coordination, slows aging (I don't know how, I just read that... Weird, right?), improve eyesight, pain reliever, strengthen muscles..... it's like I'm actually into sports *snort*
3- you'll totally have a lot in common with about 1999182746482% more people, proven! Okay, maybe not that many, but you'll have more in common if you can spend hours making secret fandom references with each other than talking about how amazingly hot Channing Tatum is and who's dating who, cause like..... (Doctor) who cares? Plus if you casually make a fandom reference and nobody gets it, no one knows you make it! Unless you're like me and point it out......
4- knowing stuff. This is great for anything; great pranks (that're exponentially better than peanut buttering something) hacking stuff, outsmarting criminals, robbing banks.... Seriously, nerds know it all. If you ever commit a crime, do anything that requires more than 2 IQ points or need revenge, recruit a nerd!
5- being a good reader makes you a better writer. And if you're a better writer, you'll make more money than popular/hipster writers. Also, like said above, nerds know how to do stuff no one else knows. Hack a system? Spy stuff? Other countries? Murder mystery? Any mystery? We (nerds) totally know it waaayyyyy better than non-nerds. We know which chemicals to combine to make stuff explode ;p
It also mean you probably shouldn't anger us
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Raven DeWitt
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